Beef. It's what's for dinner.Pork. The other white meat.
Chicken. The other other white meat.
Lamb. Don't forget about me!
Veal. You heartless monster.
Turkey. You are getting sleepy.
Fish. We swim around in our own filth.
Tripe. At least I'm not haggis.
Haggis. The only thing worse than tripe.
(thanks to John for these swell slogans)
